As you’ve probably read about it recently, famous WWE star and actor Dwayne The Rock Johnson stated that his running for president might not be a joke after all, but a “real possibility.” He even explained what his policy would be, saying: “Personally, I feel that if I were president, poise would be important. Leadership would be important. Taking responsibility for everybody. [If I didn’t agree with someone] on something, I wouldn’t shut them out. I would actually include them.”
Needless to say, this news went viral and prompted many people to comment on such possibility and try to imagine what it would look like. One of the questions many must have asked themselves is the following: who would make Johnson’s cabinet? If we imagine all the government members are WWE superstars, here’s who could take the most important positions.
The People’s Secretary of State
When it comes to this diplomatic position, it is believed that the former WWE manager Bruce Prichard, known by his ring name Brother Love, would definitely be the best choice. What made us choose him is his famous catchphrase “Just because I love you, doesn’t mean I like you” – you have to admit, it’s rather diplomatic.
The People’s Press Secretary
In this case, Johnson would have to pick someone who knows how to work with journalists and cunningly avoid answering certain questions. Something like this: “People are sheep, you understand me. They can’t lead themselves; they need to be led. People buy and sell fear. They worship war, they crave war, but I’m not afraid of their wars. I created war. And I think it’s time for the masses to wake up. Wake up. WAKE UP! Wake up and look at this lie they’re living in, man!” You get it now? It would be Bray Wyatt.
The People’s Secretary of Transportation
As for this position, who could possibly do the job better than Kevin Nash?
The People’s Attorney General
When we think of the country’s legal system, there’s only one person who could be trusted with this highly important position – no one else but Cold Stone Steve Austin. Don’t you agree?
The People’s Secretary of Defense
Who could be the Secretary of Defense? Well, it only makes sense to find a person who understands our military. Therefore, the answer is clear – the Secretary of Defense would be the former officer of the Iraqi Army, Sgt. Slaughter.
The People’s Secretary of the Treasury
When it comes to this position, many people would suggest Million Dollar Man, but there’s actually a much better option – Stephanie McMahon.
Secretary of Energy
This one does not need any further explanation – the job would be perfect only for the Ultimate Warrior and nobody else.
Vice President
Finally, we all know how important the chemistry between a president and a VP is, so, in The Rock’s cabinet, this position should definitely be given to Mick Foley, for it is a well-known fact that these two get along really well. Even if they don’t agree on something, they would be able to find the best possible way to work things out.
